June 2010
Dr Portia says (10: 02 PM):
"HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS I CAN RUN 7 COPIES OF CRYSIS AT ONCE WHILE LOOKING AT PORN AND EMAILING MY GRANDMA, THIS COMPUTER FUCKING RULES"
Dr Portia says (9: 57 PM):
*Man I hate when I drown in my own saliva when I swallow wrong
Dr Portia says (9: 58 PM):
*I feel like it dishonors my family or something
Todd said (11: 22 PM):
I'm gonna play Sims a bit.
Get some bitches pregnant.
Dr Woman says (9: 58 PM):
*I wonder what would happen if I stuck a clay vagina onto a balloon and tried to submit it to a modern art museum
*Do you think they'd take it
Professor Woman says (9: 58 PM):
*I hope so
Dr Woman says (9: 59 PM):
*It sounds like modern art
*I can say it represents centuries of female oppression rising above the male superiority complex
Portia says (9: 21 AM): I wonder what ads she has to post to get these dancers for her videos.
Portia says (9: 22 AM): "SEEKING: Approximately 30 gay, physically fit men to dance with eachother and look at my boobs."
Captain Pani says (9: 22 AM): LOL
Portia says (3: 15 AM):
*HEY
*HEY
*HEY
*HEY MAN
Captain Pani says (3: 15 AM):
*WHAT
Portia says (3: 15 AM):
*BITCH WAS UGLY
Captain Pani says (3: 15 AM):
*BITCH IS STILL UGLY, MAN
Portia says (3: 15 AM):
*I THOUGHT YOU COULD SET HER STRAIGHT
Captain Pani says (3: 15 AM):
*SHE'S NOT ANY PRETTIER ON THIS SIDE OF THE GLOBE LET ME TELL YOU THAT
